While looking in the undergrowth this was spied – no mistake a mini-monster. It gave great delight to a young family member.
In my best naturalist voice … we are here looking in a overflowing abandoned bath tub at a green-backed lesser spotted frog. It’s made its home here as there is an abundance of delicious things to eat and until he was distributed, first by the movement of the twigs and then the excited shouting of ‘… look what I have found …’ was quite happy.
I have no doubt he muttered to himself ‘b … tourist’ (10cc)