The undisputed Centre of the Universe
While musing the meaning of life (42) my focus found a blue button on my keyboard. I stared and stared at it while in a dull type emotional state, until it hit me … yes, yes this must be the centre of the universe.
The reasoning is simple my life revolves around plastic and electricity. Take away one leaves the other inert. The things I am touching today will still be on this planet for another 100 years and this little button which can change direction quicker than me will still be on this planet clogging up and disrupting someone long after I have departed.